Dear Jade Goody

Hey Jade
I apologize for the fact that most people in my country has big sticks up their behinds, which cause them to believe that they are naturally superior. Also, smearing their faces with Fair and Lovely has temporarily blinded them to the fact that you’re just a stupid reality show participant, and not a colonial oppressor.

I do, however, think that your characterization of a vapid, talentless actress as a wonderful,tasty snack was both tasteless and unfair.